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Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	8198
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	274
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2306	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	69	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	3894
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

chilling history, Dark History, disgusting events, disturbing facts, disturbing history, grim history, GrizzlyGrossHistory, grotesque events, gruesome atrocities, gruesome details, gruesome history, horrifying past, horrifying truths, macabre events, macabre tales, Minecraft, morbid history, nauseating events, repulsive facts, revolting events, shocking events, smp, unsettling stories

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

bad advice, bad suggestions, bad tips, CraftyDisasterAdvice, foolish advice, foolish guidance, harmful advice, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided guidance, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, poor tips, terrible advice, terrible counsel, terrible guidance, unhelpful advice, unhelpful suggestions, unhelpful tips, worst advice

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.