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Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1160	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	5026	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9229
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5497
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4484
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8786	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Emeralds Found:	9128
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.