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The Best Suicide Method But I Have Some Problems Minecraft SMP

ambulance, Body Temperature, Bridge.., Calmly, clothes, cold water, CONVINCING, deep river, drowning, ireland, kettlebells, method, Minecraft, naked, Odds, overdosing, painkillers, Police, populated area, Problems, psych ward, rationally, rescue, rope, smp, stores, SUICIDE, suicide method, Wrists

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a shopping district with a bridge over a deep river, where players can test their survival skills in the most extreme way possible.

Join our server and experience the adrenaline rush of tying heavy kettlebells to your ankles, slicing your wrists open, and jumping off the bridge to see if you can survive the fall into the river. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Worried about someone stopping you from your epic stunt or getting sent to a psych ward? Don’t worry, we have a solution for that too! Just speak to the ambulance/police calmly and rationally, and you might just get away with it. Plus, the chance of someone stripping you naked to prevent hypothermia is just an added bonus to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft! Just remember to play at your own risk and have a blast!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	9620
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Potions Brewed:	118	Buildings Constructed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	192	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8669	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Towns Built:	9

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6499	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).