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Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	9856	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

Accuracy, Anime, Audience, comparison, cultural influences, Entertainment, episodes, japanese, KonichiwaCraft, Land, lols, Nicolive, popularity ranking, Preferences, ranking list, shows, Spring cour, TASTES, television, top marks, voters, Voting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

alpha males, Betas, Crafty, cultural norms, DOMINANCE, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic diversity, genetics, Hilarity, History, human history, Indian men, laughs, male competition, Masculinity, meets, natural selection, patriarchy, Reproduction, reproductive success, social hierarchy, Survival of the Fittest, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4927	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Animals Bred:	168
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Votes:	9145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bombers: Exploring Minecraft Warfare

Attacks, blocky, BOMBERS, Charlie Hebdo, Effectiveness, Exploring, fear, fear tactics, media response, Minecraft, Publishing, resilience, Terrorism, terrorism aftermath, terrorism effectiveness, terrorism fear, terrorism fear tactics, terrorism impact, terrorism media, terrorism resilience, terrorism response, terrorism strategy, terrorism tactics, terrorist attacks, WARFARE

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Ores Mined:	5619
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	346
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	3121
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2428

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?

Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!

Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

ANNOYING, bant, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disruptive behavior, Edition, flagging posts, forum spam, image spam, inappropriate, inappropriate images, internet trolls, online harassment, online moderation, Party, Pics, PIXEL, Poo, report spam, Shit, shit pics, Spamming, toxic community, trolling, unwanted content, virtual harassment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	7457	Dragon Eggs Found:	9045
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons who are allergic to sunlight.

Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

banter, Bigotry, blocky, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, ignorant comments, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, social injustice, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable speech, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Mom’s Grifter MC: Where Facebook Drama meets Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, blocky, Drama, facebook, Friends, grifter, meets, mom, moms, personal data, retarded, SCAMMERS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4826
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of craziness will ensue!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Steve Jobs riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a superhero!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness on our server? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.