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CraftyHill Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Slut Vaggie EditionOP Template! Join us in a world where demons are trying to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his crew in Helluva Boss style. Can they survive each other while running a startup in the fiery depths?

Download the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots to get a taste of the madness. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our booru for some spicy fan art.

Join us now for a hell of a good time – just make sure you don’t get too cozy with any demons, they might just steal your diamonds!

XOLXY Craft

Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Come to the vanilla minecraft fun and play with your friends in the scary world of minecraft. Come and build a boat or a castle and beat zombies and skeletons. Build a house or target your friend.

xolxycraft.apexmc.co:25636

HamsterLand SMP: Where even hamsters can rein supreme in a semi-vanilla world!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

hamiumSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New Server	Fast and fresh server with paid hosting and proxies in Asia and North America for low lag.
Near Vanilla	Minimal changes to gameplay, with Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and some helpful plugins.
Incredible Staff	Experienced staff who provide quick issue resolution and fair punishments.
Well-Setup Server	Proper anti-cheats, moderation plugins, LuckPerms, spark monitoring, MiniMOTD, and more.
Mod Support	Allowed mods like Xaero’s Minimap, JourneyMap, Dynmap, and optional Simple Voice Chat.
Documentation	Community and staff maintained wiki filled with seasonal information.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join by either joining our Discord server or directly connecting to the server:

Discord server: https://discord.gg/tPKhcQAwxE (or visit our website if the link is expired)
Server Addresses:
- mc.hamium.xyz – Europe (Temporarily Disabled)
- asia.hamium.xyz – Asia
- na.hamium.xyz – North America/USA/Canada

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking Ender Dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond helmet and bragging rights for eternity. Spoiler alert: the Ender Dragon has some killer moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers with TNT cannons and giant pixel art statues of themselves. Join them if you dare, but beware, they have a strict “noobs need not apply” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of porkchops, because things are about to get wacky!

NashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shipment Towny SMP

alcohol, custom worldgen, Dungeons, Enchants, Farming, Fishing, in game money, Loot, MCMMO, Mining, p2w, Pirate, Playtime, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Siege, Suggestions, Survival, Towny, Updates, weapons, XP..

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Emeralds Found:	6423	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Shipment is a pirate themed towny siegewar server. Season 2 released, no one was reset cuz I don’t support that.

Custom Worldgen Mega Dungeons Per-Player Instanced Loot We have alchohol, pyromining, pyrofishing and pyrofarming as well. Over 300 custom enchants!

Also, I release updates with entire weapon lines every once in a while I do NOT support p2w, so is no store. Instead, you get ranks with playtime, in game money, xp and mcmmo power. All updates are suggestions by the players

domain.mc-mods.xyz

Minecraft Weakly – We’re Bringing Back the Good Ol’ Days, Vanilla Style!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Minecraft Weekly
Livestream-based Minecraft Server
Version progression from 1.0 to 1.21
New players each week to interact with existing community

FAQ

What is Minecraft Weekly?

Minecraft Weekly is a Livestream-based Minecraft Server where the version of the server changes weekly from 1.0 to 1.21, with new players joining each week to interact with the existing community.
How can I join Minecraft Weekly?

To join Minecraft Weekly, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/rbzujvAhFw and follow the instructions provided there.
What happens when the server reaches version 1.21?

Once the server reaches version 1.21, the cycle will restart back at version 1.0 with new players joining and the community continuing to grow and evolve.

EdibleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Villages Defended:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through a world filled with THCa-infused brownies that will make you feel like you’re on a psychedelic trip. With CBD mixed in to keep you cozy and prevent any unwanted tweeking, you’ll be seeing colors you never even knew existed.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience Minecraft like never before. Join our server and let the THC-infused brownies take you on a magical adventure you won’t soon forget!

BosmanLawCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old football games with the same old rules? Do you dream of a world where Russia nukes USA and Israel just to shake things up? Then come join our Minecraft server where we’ve found a way to revert football back to pre-Bosman law! Our players are so skilled, they can kick a virtual soccer ball all the way to the moon and back! Plus, our community is so wild, you never know what crazy antics will happen next. So come join us and let’s kick some virtual balls and make some virtual chaos together!