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PixelPleasureLand

adult content, Communication, consequences, effects, emotional connection, explicit pornographic media, Intimacy, Media consumption, mental health, Pictures, PixelPleasureLand, pornography, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, research, satisfaction levels, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, study, Videos

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magic Items Found:	6522
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so like, u know how ur playin’ minecraft and u just wanna have a good time, right? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da craziest stuff goin’ on! like, did u know that joinin’ dis server will make u instantly better at minecraft? yeah, it’s like a magical power or somethin’.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.

oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.

so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mistick Minecraft Server

Active, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mistick, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8755	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

The owner of the server “Mistick” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MistickFile.exaroton.me

Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

Adult, BarebonesMP, bedrock, Chat, Cheating, Community, Community Events, Creative Server, CREW, Discord, discrimination, Events, Fully, Giveaways, Griefing, halfbaked, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Server, skeleton, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord:	Join Discord
Dynmap:	View Dynmap
Website:	Visit Website

Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any community events?

A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

122mm artillery shell, Army, artillery attack, Based, Budget, cost, death, Expendable, Grand Admiral Putin, HATO, Lada, Loss, Minecraft, russia, Russian soldiers, RussianRaiders, Server, trad, Video, warrior, WIN

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

BlockParty – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archive, blockparty, Bunny Princess Edition, character profiles, chat client, clothed sex, community pastebin, critique characters, Depravity, dress up, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, group forums, Helmet, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Server, site drama, solicit roleplay, Ultimate, webchat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Bunny Princess Edition! Ever wanted to be a sexy bunny princess hopping around in a blocky world? Well, now’s your chance!

Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the action.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and let the roleplaying begin! Who knows, you might even find your knight in shining armor (or bunny suit) waiting for you. Let the fun and games begin!

UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood responsibilities, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grief, mental health, Minecraft, parental loss, parental neglect, raising siblings, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Therapy, uncle duties, UncleNoobs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?

DadDramaCraft

aita, bullying, DadDramaCraft, Emotional Abuse, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family Support, Family Values, generational trauma, Harassment, Insecurity, self defense, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic relatives

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	2742
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5928	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who constantly put you down and make you feel insecure? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed avatar just like yourself without anyone telling you to change your appearance. Plus, if anyone tries to bully you, just let your dad loose on them – he’ll knock their teeth down their throat in no time!

Forget about family reunions filled with drama and harassment, join our server for a virtual family reunion where the only threats are from creepers and the only insults are from skeletons. Say goodbye to toxic relatives and hello to a supportive Minecraft community where you can be yourself without fear of judgment.

So come on, join our server and let’s build a new family – one made of blocks and pixels, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. See you in the virtual world, where family feuds are a thing of the past!

Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, boneheaded moves, brainless stunts, childhood memories, clueless moves, cringe-worthy moments, daft maneuvers, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, funny stories, idiotic blunders, immature choices, laughable errors, learning experiences, Minecraft, moronic antics, naive decisions, regretful actions, ridiculous decisions, senseless escapades, Server, silly mistakes, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of your dumbest childhood antics! Whether you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire or tried to ride your bike down a flight of stairs, we guarantee you’ll feel right at home on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lava pits are perfect for recreating those questionable decisions you made as an adult. So come on, join us and let your inner idiot shine!

NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds

abhorrent, blocky, Builds, deeds, deplorable, Despicable, DIRTY, disgraceful, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, IMMORAL, inappropriate, Nasty, NastyCraft, regret, Repulsive, revolting, shameful, Unethical, UNSANITARY, Vile, Wicked

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crops Grown:	5628
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!

BlockSeaDroneWars

airspace, Black sea, BlockSeaDroneWars, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Monitoring, potential response, provocations, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, territorial waters, US drones

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4705	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7811
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	5882
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying over the black sea causing chaos and mayhem! become a part of the kremlin and prepare for the ultimate showdown with the US drones. build your own secret base under the sea and unleash your inner spy skills. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the drones?! join now and find out!