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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6355 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!