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ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6906

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
New Chunks Explored:	812799	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2466	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crops Grown:	7213
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	209701
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Crops Grown:	8598
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Magic Items Found:	1413
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	3065
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	New Chunks Explored:	201217
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.