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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, LAUGHING, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Fantasies, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, TOWN, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ores Mined:	9153	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Items Found:	1685	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5968
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	4479	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3095	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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