rare roasts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Weaponize Our Collective Minecraft SMP

chat tournaments, Collective, collective autism, crypto betting, Discord, entry fees, flappy bird, geometry dash, huge reward, Minecraft, multiplayer, Organizer, percentage commission, Player Elimination, player recruitment, poker, pot split, simple game, skill-based, smp, tournament game, twitch, wage slaving, weaponize

Are you tired of wage slaving away when you could be unleashing your inner gaming beast? Join our Minecraft SMP where we weaponize our collective autism to create epic crypto betting tournaments! Picture this: a poker tournament mixed with Flappy Bird or Geometry Dash. You put in a measly $0.1 or $1 and compete against 100 other players for a chance to win big bucks. It’s like a high-stakes game show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking in the shadows.

Imagine the thrill of facing off against opponents in intense runner games, all while vying for a piece of the prize pot. And the best part? You can organize your own tournaments and rake in the cash just by chatting with folks on Discord or Twitch. It’s like being a virtual casino owner, but with way more explosions and pixelated fun.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and let’s turn your gaming dreams into reality!

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Forgotten World Minecraft Server

2024.., Forgotten, forgotten destiny, forgotten dreams, forgotten existence, forgotten future, forgotten hopes, forgotten identity, forgotten legacy, forgotten love, forgotten memories., forgotten past, forgotten promises, forgotten purpose, forgotten reality, forgotten self, forgotten soul, Forgotten Time, forgotten truth, long forgotten, Minecraft, Server, world

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in 2024, when the world was in chaos and I was forgotten by society, I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

Picture this: giant flying pigs soaring through the sky, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon made entirely out of cheese, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive + Neurotypical_Ppl_Will Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractive people, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, emotional struggles, envy, Insecurity, jealousy issues, lingering jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, neurotypical, Neurotypical_Ppl_Will, never ending, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, social norms, societal pressures, This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive

Are you tired of being surrounded by attractive and neurotypical people in real life? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join our server and leave all that jealousy behind as you build your own world where everyone is equally blocky and pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on jealousy levels. Will you be the one to break the curse and finally be free from the envy of attractive and neurotypical people? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, anime girl’s, appealing, athletic lolis, character design, cun, cute, fetish, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli General, Lolicon, Lolita fashion, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, PALS, PETITE, PIXEL, Server, Tomboys, waifu, young

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the tomboys and athletic lolis hang out! Why join? Because our tomboys can out-mine any man and our athletic lolis can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, rumor has it that our tomboys have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and our athletic lolis can run faster than the speed of light. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures with the coolest girls in Minecraft!

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Island Femboy Caretaker Minecraft SMP

Adventure, care, Caretaker, Challenges, Companionship, FANTASY, Femboy, ISLAND, island life, ISOLATED, LGBTQ, Lone Island, love, Minecraft, Nurture, Protection, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, stranded outside, Support, Survival, take care

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll find yourself stranded on a lone island with a femboy to take care of! But fear not, this isn’t your average survival challenge – oh no, this island is full of surprises and shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us for a chance to test your survival skills while also nurturing your inner caregiver as you navigate the ups and downs of island life with your new femboy companion. Will you build a cozy home together or engage in epic battles against the island’s mysterious creatures? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered across the island, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this strange and enchanting place?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming journey unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself forming an unbreakable bond with your femboy companion as you conquer the challenges of island life together!

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AORMIO ⚡ANARCHY, ON NEW VERSIONS⚡1.19.4 – 1.21 Minecraft server

Amulets, Anarchy, AORMIO, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bosses, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Crafts, Custom Items, Enchantments, ENDER WORLD, Events, Jobs, Kits, Minecraft, new versions, RTP duels, Runes, Seller, Shop, Starter Kit, Starter sets, treasuries

We have made for you the best Anarchy server, which gives you the opportunity to play on new versions, with new game features.

Cool events – /eventsUnique clans – /clanUnique buyer with upgrades – /sellerUnique RTP duels – /duelUnique starter sets – /kits (Depends on the week after the wipe)Custom crafts – /craftsNew enchantments – /enchantsUnique battle pass – /battlepass or /bpUnique runes and amuletsBossesCustom itemsTreasuriesEnder world opens 3 times a week.

The best anarchy server, you’ve never seen anything like it!Support for the latest game versions*

If you are a cool anarchist, then it’s prestigious for you to come to us, with us!

mc.aormio.net

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Ex-GF grief on Minecraft server

Breakup, brother, commitment issues, communication problems, coping with breakups, Cultural differences, DATING, emotional maturity, exgf, Girlfriend, Grief, HEARTBREAK, long term relationship, love and relationships, Minecraft, moving in together, moving on, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, societal expectations, starting over, young love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any sudden breakups ruining your day – unless, of course, you count the time someone’s pet pig ran off with their diamond sword. Join us now and let’s bond over our shared love of blocky adventures! Who needs a significant other when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

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The Rockstar Minecraft SMP

Actor, baywatch, Central Intelligence, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, dwayne johnson, entertainer, fast and furious, hercules, Hobbs and Shaw, Hollywood, I AM THE ROCK, jumanji, Minecraft, Moana, professional wrestler, Rampage, rockstar, san andreas, Skyscraper, smp, the rock, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!

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Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server

coping with anxiety, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, feeling abandoned, feeling anxious, feeling overwhelmed, feeling scared, holding on, Loneliness, long lasting anxiety, Minecraft, missing, missing mom, Mommy, Mommys, need comfort, needing a hug, needing love, overwhelming emotions, seeking reassurance, separation anxiety, separation from loved one, Server

Are you feeling lost and abandoned like a baby zombie without its mommy? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being separated from your virtual family again. We offer a safe and secure environment where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any fear of being left alone in the dark. So come on, join us and say goodbye to separation anxiety for good!

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Carson Isn’t Los Angeles Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Beat you, California, Carson, Champions, city, Competition, DADDY, Fans, football, Isnt, LOS, Los Angeles, Minecraft, reminder, Rivalry, Rosebowl, smp, southern california, sports, Stadium, Teams, Top, Victory, West

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we dominate like we’re Carson taking over Los Angeles! We’ll be your daddy in-game and beat you at every turn, just like we do in Carson and at the Rose Bowl. Plus, we totally topped the west, so you know we’re the real deal. Join us for some crazy fun and let’s show everyone who’s boss in this wild world of blocks and adventures!

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