rare insults memellion – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyBoomers

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Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, it’s time to escape reality and join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of retired circus performers who have taken their clowning skills to the digital world.

Picture this: instead of boring old mining and building, you’ll be juggling creepers, riding pigs through obstacle courses, and battling evil mobs with custard pies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret clown car that can teleport you to a hidden land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing llamas.

So if you’re tired of adulting and ready for some ridiculous fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity.

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ModiCraft Server: Elon vs Trump

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz PM Modi and Elon Musk totally met up before PM Modi had to talk to President Trump, like, what even is happening, right? maybe they were discussing how lit this server is gonna be, with like, diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that make u jump outta ur seat.

u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in the minecraft universe, like, imagine building a giant statue of PM Modi riding a dragon while Elon Musk shoots fireworks outta his hands, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.

plus, who knows, maybe President Trump will pop in for a visit and challenge u to a build battle, like, who wouldn’t wanna see that go down? so come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

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CraftyJournoRevoked

Accountability, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, CraftyJournoRevoked, Democracy, freedom of speech, government control, independent media, independent outlets, India, Journalism, media freedom, news outlets, non-profit status, political agenda, press freedom, Propaganda, public purpose, Revokes, transparency

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts.

there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.

so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Blame-Shifting AutoCraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Autocraft, Automation, Automotive Industry, blame-shifting, BlameShifting, car accidents, driverless vehicles, Fully autonomous vehicles, Future, human error, innovation, Liability, machine learning, Manufacturer, Reality, road safety, Safety, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just build stuff and mine all day? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there!

we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a herd of dancing llamas appear and give out free enchanted weapons to all players!

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures in seconds. they will build u a castle fit for a king or a roller coaster that defies gravity, all at the snap of their tiny monkey fingers.

so why wait? join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion. who needs fully autonomous vehicles when u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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Mummy Spice Scented Server

ancient civilizations, ancient egyptian, archaeology, aroma, cultural heritage, decomposition, electronic nose, embalming, History, human sniffers, mummified bodies, MUMMY, olfactory, preservation, research, SCENTED, sensory techniques, Server, smell, Spice, spicy, study, SWEET, woody

come join our epic minecraft server where the smell of ancient egyptian mummified bodies will tickle your nostrils in the most woody, spicy, and sweet way possible! our server is so advanced, we have electronic noses and trained human sniffers to make sure you get the full experience.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs, come to our server where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasure and cursed artifacts. watch out for the mummies though, they might try to steal your diamonds!

we also have a special event where you can participate in a mummification ceremony for your character. don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us now and experience the smell of adventure like never before!

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MINEWARD ⚔️

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Grief, Hardcore, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to Mineward

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP	mineward.net

Welcome to Mineward: A Minecraft MMORPG Adventure Like No Other! Embark on an epic journey through the sprawling, handcrafted realm of Mineward, where danger and glory await at every turn. Mineward offers endless ways to carve your legend.

Forge Your Destiny with Unique Gear

Conquer Dungeons & Unravel Secrets

Face Custom Bosses That Demand Strategy

Craft, Customize, and Dominate

Quests, Exploration, and Hidden Wonders

Fish for Leviathans—or Die Trying

Join a Thriving Community

Ready to Write Your Legend? Join Mineward today—IP: mineward.net | Discord: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp. Your epic begins now. ⚔️💎🎣

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Mineward?	Simply enter the IP mineward.net in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord server for Mineward?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp.
What makes Mineward different from other Minecraft servers?	Mineward offers a unique MMORPG experience with handcrafted dungeons, custom bosses, unique gear, and a thriving community.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?	You can play both solo and in teams. Mineward offers content for all types of players.
Are there regular updates on Mineward?	Yes, Mineward receives regular updates with new zones, bosses, and features to keep the adventure fresh.

Thread of Letters 1.21.3

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To all you crazy crafters out there, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Because our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs.

From, CrazySteve

PS: Don’t miss out on our Heart’s Day Eve event where you can battle heart-shaped zombies and collect love potions to enchant your weapons. It’s gonna be lit!

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ExBanMinecraftServer

amicable breakup, birch, childish behavior, ENGAGEMENT, ExBanMinecraftServer, Facebook ban, friend group, Harassment, husband’s ex, Karma, messenger, mutual friends, n-word, REPORTED, rides to work, small town life, text blasting, Threats

Are you tired of drama in your small town friend group? Looking for a server where you can escape the petty squabbles and childish behavior? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where exes from the past come back to haunt you in the most ridiculous ways possible. Experience the thrill of waking up to messages from ghetto ex-girlfriends threatening you with absurd demands. Who knew being in your 40s could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all – report your enemies for harassment and watch as they spiral into a frenzy of text messages, blaming you for their Facebook ban. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and laugh in the face of drama, join our server today. Because who needs a boring friend group when you can have a virtual world full of outrageous antics and hilarious situations?

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MouseCraftVIP

annual tradition, Disney, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family decision-making, family disagreement, family dynamics, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, Family Values, financial priorities, guilt trip, meaningful travel, MouseCraftVIP, parenting concerns, setting precedents, VIP tour, waiting in line

Are you tired of being forced into expensive VIP tours at Disney by your family? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the tyranny of overpriced theme parks and join a community of like-minded individuals who value meaningful trips over flashy VIP experiences!

Instead of spending $6000 on a single day at Disney, imagine all the epic adventures you could have on our server for a fraction of the cost. Build your own virtual theme park, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo filled with pixelated animals.

And don’t worry about waiting in line – on our server, there are no queues or impatient family members pressuring you to hurry up. You can take your time to explore, build, and create to your heart’s content without anyone telling you you’re being difficult.

So say goodbye to forced family vacations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us today and start your journey to virtual freedom!

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LonelyCraft SMP: Valentine’s Day Solo

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Omg guys, like, if you’re gonna be all alone on Valentine’s Day, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! We have, like, the most epic parties ever with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing heart sunglasses. And get this, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden disco room where we dance the night away to Creeper remixes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo with baby pandas and parrots that can sing Taylor Swift songs. And our admin once fought off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. It was, like, so epic, you guys.

So, if you wanna spend Valentine’s Day in the most insane and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP now! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in a world made of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air, my dudes!

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