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WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3374	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	295435

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4436	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1959
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5343
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.