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DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created! -
Savage Japan Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the rumors swirling around about white people being the “rapefugee savages of Japan.” But fear not, because on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and build their own virtual paradise.Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-studded armor and enchanted weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. Rumor has it that once you reach the end, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a giant flying squid and terrorize the other players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who can teach you how to speak in emojis and summon lightning storms at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where llamas ride on the backs of unicorns and rainbows are made of cotton candy.
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just remember to watch out for those white people and their alleged shenanigans in Japan – you never know what kind of mischief they might get up to next!
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EuroOriental Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!
Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!
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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.
But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!
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Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft! -
Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’
Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor! -
CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!
Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.
And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!
Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!
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Crafty Crazies
Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.
But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?
Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!