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BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

BlockyBlunders, CHANGE, decision, do-over, Event, Experience, growth, hindsight, Improvement, learn, Life, mistake, opportunity, past, personal development, redo, Reflection, regret, rewind, second chance, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Star Shards Collected:	106	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

amazing, appetizer, Cooking, Crafty, Creative, Culinary, devilled eggs, Egg, Eggcellent, Food, ILLUSION, Impressive.., kitchen, Magic, party food, recipe, Server, skill, snack, talent, transformation, Unique, witchcraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Enchantments Applied:	117	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qq.bestixworld.ru

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	7899

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4063

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	80	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!