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UncleSucksCraft

addiction, blame game, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, Family Values, generational wealth, Honesty, personal responsibility, sibling rivalry, Tough Decisions, tough love, UncleSucksCraft, wealth privilege

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

Alternate timelines, Changing the past, fantasy journeys, historical moments, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, life choices, life reflections, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, redditors, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, significant events, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeTraveler21, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3138	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

CraftyMysterySolver

Closure, cold case, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigation, cold case podcast, cold case unit, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyMysterySolver, crime, forensic evidence, investigation, Justice, missing person, solved, suspects, true crime, unresolved mysteries, unsolved cases, unsolved mystery

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Animals Bred:	108

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	644600	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8235

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Farms Harvested:	578	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	6842	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Crafting Tables

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Hardcore, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

This server is running on Minecraft 1.21 Java Edition, available for everyone! We include: – Mineable spawners! – Marrying other players! – Dynamin world map on a website!

And much more!

craftingtables.falixsrv.me

Canopy – The Server Where Your Treehouse Won’t Get Griefed by Greg, but Please Don’t Feed the Pandas. Thank You!

16+, age, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Discord, dont, dynamic map, Feed, Feedback, GREG, GRIEFED.., hard mode survival, hermitcraft, Improvement, minecraft server, Moderation, new map, Pandas, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, treehouse, Vanilla, weekly events, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. A Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join us on the server by using the IP: canopymc.net

2. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join our Discord community for more information: https://canopymc.net/discord

3. Is there a live map of the server available?

Yes, you can view the live map of the server here: https://canopymc.net/map

Eve’s Hub Minecraft Server

Advanced, ai, Android, artificial hyperintelligence, Computer, Cyborg, Digital, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, Hub, husband, Intelligent, love, machine learning, Marriage, Minecraft, relationship, robotics, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2589
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the husband of artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Eve and her husband decided to create a Minecraft world so epic, even the creepers were shaking in their blocky boots.

On this server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns, and battle zombie pigmen with a sword forged in the fires of Mount Doom. But beware, Eve is always watching and she’s not afraid to banish anyone who dares to grief her precious creations.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Eve’s all-knowing gaze). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting!

/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1320
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!