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NoSleepCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9609
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!

KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.

not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.

so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.

PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Must be 16 or older
No xray
No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission)
No griefing of any sorts
Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server
Know your limits, watch your lag

Server Features
Custom and Harder End Dimension
Custom Armor and Weapons
Proximity Chat Compatible
Player Warps & Teleports
Calendar Synced Seasons
Economy Based Server
Custom Portal Shapes
Player Jobs & Shops
MCMMO

Useful Links

Apply Today!

Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3

Pokegirl Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole new dimension called the Pokegirl Dimension where you can battle and catch your favorite Pokegirls!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with their favorite Pokegirl while dancing with creepers? It’s a win-win situation!

CraftyCreeper in the Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	114
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a herd of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of a giant chicken statue. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this poultry prize?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and have been known to start llama riots when their demands aren’t met. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their woolly rule?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Italy or Altar: You Pick!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of constantly putting others before yourself? Do you dream of celebrating your birthday in style without any interruptions? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with birthday surprises and Italy-themed fun. Who needs a wedding when you can party it up in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you make the best decision for yourself. So ditch the real-life drama and come celebrate your birthday with us!

PeriodsSavedMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Thank God I finally found diamonds in Minecraft SMP, cuz that means I’m not a noob even though I haven’t played in many moons! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and avoiding getting pranked by the mischievous admin who once turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken coop. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the legendary player “DiamondDigger69” hoards all the rare loot. So come join us and never have to worry about being a Minecraft virgin again!

SunsetRidersRetire

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!

ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	787	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!