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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3556 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3445 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.