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Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

FearFactorSMP

anxiety, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing control, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, FearFactorSMP, irrational fear, Phobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

MineCraftyDisasters

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, Experience, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Life, life lessons, Loss, MineCraftyDisasters, overcoming obstacles, Pain, personal growth, resilience, Struggle, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, worst day

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Items Found:	3714
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

atmosphere, backdrops, Beautiful, Boredom, clear sky, Clouds, cloudy days, CloudyCraft, Farmers, Fun, horror movies, hot, Hungry, Kids, Nature, photographers, Rain, rainmakers, shade, Shape, shapeshifters, Storm Chasers, Summer, weather

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Secret Passages Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5164
Animals Bred:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

affirm, BlockyPolitics, confrontation effect, digital interaction, Edition, ENGAGEMENT, new research, online behavior, opposing viewpoints, Outrage, political beliefs, political discourse, Political Engagement, political polarization, provoke, research, response, social media, social media behavior, social media engagement, social media users, Users

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

Donations, Events, FORCEMINE FREE ADMINKA EVENTS Minecraft WIP server 1.12.2 GRIF regular freebies economy largest well-thought-out banner lazy storage servers minecraftrating WIPE, Pirate, Russian, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

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Cock Music Minecraft Server

AUT, Aut is him, Aut is the eternal., avatar of the divine, Cock, cock music, cock music avatar, cock music being, Divine, divine avatar, divine music, eternal avatar, eternal being, eternal cock music, eternal divine, Metaphysical, metaphysical avatar, metaphysical being, metaphysical music, Minecraft, Music, music avatar, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1779	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

SisSaver Minecraft Server

childcare, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial independence, household contribution, household decision making, household expenses, household priorities, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental trust, Server, sibling bonding, sibling care, sibling relationship, single parent, SisSaver, teenage responsibilities, work flexibility, work-life balance, working weekends

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

HouseMortgageDrama

aita, Benefits, BOUGHT, Buying, continue, Credit, deal with, Fiance, House, HouseMortgageDrama, Live, Mortgage, Move forward, own house, Pay, pre foreclosure notice, refinanced, Tell, temporary, together, written agreement

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

childhood memories, emotional connection, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Old fashioned, past times, reminiscent, reminiscent emotions, reminiscent experiences, reminiscent feelings, reminiscent moments, reminiscent of the past, reminiscent sensations, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental attachment, sentimental journey, sentimental value, smp, wistful

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ores Mined:	4381
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).