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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8601 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!