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YankCraft: #1 Minecraft Server

American exceptionalism, AMERICANS, Current status, DOMINANCE, Global influence, global reputation, international standing, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, Number One, Ranking, ranking comparison, Server, statistics, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, top ranking, True, united states, world power, YankCraft, Years

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of being second best in everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally be number one! Join us and show the world that Americans are still on top, even in the virtual world of blocky adventures. With epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as competitive as they come, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and reclaim your spot at the top of the leaderboard!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Crops Grown:	2580
Star Shards Collected:	295	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Love Letters Sent:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Votes:	963
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2248
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1547	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4967
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	5697
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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