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DMZCraft Minecraft Server

border, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Confrontation, DMZ, DMZCraft, Incident, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korea, north korean, REPORTED, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Tension, Troops, violence, war zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualties you’ll see are the mobs you slay for loot! we’ve got more action than a north korean dmz showdown, with crazy battles and epic builds that will blow your mind! join now and see why our server is the bomb…literally!

AI Sexbots: Crafted in China

adult industry, Advanced, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, China, companions, crafted, Future, futuristic, Humanoids, innovation, INTIMATE, market trends, next gen, robotics, Robots, sexbots, shelves, Smart Devices, Technology

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild ride of craziness and fun as we bring you China’s next-gen sexbots powered by AI to hit the shelves!

Imagine mining for diamonds while being served by sexy robots who can also kick butt in PvP battles. These sexbots are not your average NPCs, they will keep you entertained for hours on end with their witty banter and killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give out free hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia: Where Originality is Overrated

blocktopia, building on ideas, creative process, creativity, evolution of ideas, Failure, history of ideas, idea evolution, idea generation, innovation, innovation cycle, inspiration, intellectual development, intellectual evolution, intellectual heritage, knowledge acquisition, learning from the past, original thoughts, originality, Overrated, progress, search for knowledge

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9728
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. we got creepers that dance to dubstep and zombies that do the macarena.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given diamond armor made of unicorn tears. our server is so lit, even herobrine comes to party with us on weekends.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides that lead to a pool of golden apples. if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary pickaxe of infinite mining that can break bedrock like it’s butter.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. just be careful not to fall into the pit of exploding chickens, they’re a real blast!

STINGcraft: Immune Response Boost

Boost, brain cancer, cancer treatment, discovery, drug therapy, Glioblastoma, immune, immune responses, immune system, Immunosuppression, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, novel drug, oncology, reprogrammed, researchers, response, STING pathway, STINGcraft, suppressed, Targeted therapy, tumor, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	653
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, listen up cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on up in here. researchers have discovered that using a novel drug to target the STING pathway in glioblastoma reprogrammed previously suppressed immune responses.

BUT WAIT, there’s more! on our server, we have magical potions that turn you into a unicorn and let you fly around like a majestic rainbow farting beast.

not only that, but we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. all you gotta do is find it before the evil creeper does.

so come join us on our server and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Welcome to “The Land of Oof” where there’s plenty of elbow room, a community as friendly as a golden retriever, and fun galore!

Community, elbow, Friendly, Fun, Galore, Golden, Land, oof, Plenty, Retriever, room, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Server Information
Server Name	The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date	June 13th
Server Version	1.21
Server IP	izzi.crafted.pro
Discord Server Code	https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB

Overview

The Land of Ooo SMP offers a community-centric atmosphere focused on collaboration and fun. With simplified gameplay, custom play styles, and regular adventure opportunities, players can enjoy an engaging experience on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join The Land of Ooo SMP?

To join the server, you can connect using the IP address: izzi.crafted.pro

2. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21, allowing players to experience the latest updates and features.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to review the rules either in-game or on the server’s Discord server.

4. Can I claim land on The Land of Ooo SMP?

Yes, players have the option to claim land on the server to secure their projects and prevent griefing. This feature allows for a more personalized gameplay experience.

5. How often are End resets performed on the server?

End resets are performed every 2-3 weeks on the server to keep explorations exciting and provide new opportunities for finding End cities.

6. What plugins are available on The Land of Ooo SMP?

Plugins on the server include claims, dynmap, grief protection, home/tpa commands, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

We hope this FAQ section answered some of your questions. Feel free to reach out to the server’s Discord server or in-game for further assistance!

WallWars Minecraft Server

China, face the wall, globo homo, INVADING, killing, Leftists, Minecraft, Minions, nigs, Palestinans, POL, raping, russia, Server, support Palestine, trannies, WallWars, West, Zion order, Zionists

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3859
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being invaded by Palestinians and leftists in Minecraft? Join our server and align yourself with the mighty Zionists to protect your virtual homeland! We stand strong against globo homo and leftists, making us the last beacon of the West in the Minecraft world. Russia and China know their place in our new Zion order, so join us before it’s too late! Don’t let trannies and nigs take over your virtual country – join us and watch them cry as we defend our territory!

Hotter IRL Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, comparison, Confidence, Digital World, Girls, HOTTER, ILLUSION, internet, IRL, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, phenomena, physical appearance, pretty girls, Real Life, self esteem, Server, social media, social-networking, societal norms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of only seeing pixelated babes in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with real-life hotties that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! From diamond armor-clad divas to redstone engineers with a killer smile, you’ll never want to log off. Join now for a chance to date the real-life Minecraft queen who will make all your blocky dreams come true!

GradPartyGTFO Minecraft Server

academic achievements, cousin jealousy, cousin rivalry, cousin’s behavior, cousin’s lies, Cum Laude vs Magna Cum Laude, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling disrespected, feeling upset, GPA comparison, GradPartyGTFO, graduation party, highlighting GPA, leaving the party, mailing back transcript, Minecraft, party sabotage, self-centered behavior, Server, transcript discovery

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	546	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family members who always try to steal your spotlight? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where YOU are the star!

On our server, you can create your own virtual party and invite only the friends you actually like. No more annoying cousins stealing your thunder or lying about their GPA to make themselves look better. Plus, you can mail back their fake transcripts in-game for some extra satisfaction!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and show off your true intelligence without anyone trying to outshine you. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds!

SidewalkSquabbleCraft

Biking, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, debate, discussion, Etiquette, Exercise, family, judgment, Manners, opinion, Outdoor, perspective, reaction, RUN, scolding, shared path, Sidewalk, SidewalkSquabbleCraft, Walking

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane situations can turn into epic tales of heroism and villainy! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, a family of villagers blocks your path, taking up the entire mine shaft. Dad on the left, kids running amok, chaos everywhere. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating treacherous paths filled with unexpected obstacles. Will you be the hero who politely asks the villagers to move aside, or will you be the rogue who charges through, causing chaos in your wake? The choice is yours!

But beware, for not everyone will see you as the hero of the story. Some may label you as the villain, the one who disrupted the peace of the village. Will you rise above the accusations and prove your worth, or will you succumb to the pressure and retreat into the shadows?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns, where every encounter is a chance to show your true colors. Are you ready to face the ultimate question: AITA (Am I The Adventurer)?

PsychoCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, cognitive psychology, Manipulation, mentalism, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, Perception, Persuasion, persuasion techniques, PsychoCraft, psychological experiments, psychological hacks, psychological illusions, psychological manipulation, psychological tactics, psychological tricks, Psychology, Server, social influence, subconscious, Trick

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4657
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only trick is trying to find diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual therapy session! Join us and discover the best psychology tricks like convincing creepers to become your friends or making villagers believe they’re actually players! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, join our server and let the mind games begin!