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Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ores Mined:	4188
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	1371

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!