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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8285 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual house against creepers and zombies, just like this guy defended his marriage against disrespectful friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of explosive TNT battles?
And hey, if you ever need to blow off some steam, feel free to unleash your inner rage on our pixelated enemies. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only bridges that get burned are the ones you set on fire yourself.
So come on, join our server and let’s build a virtual world where loyalty and respect reign supreme. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t ditch your wedding for a sale on chips.