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Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8420
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	5284	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Towns Built:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	8359
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Meteorites Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!