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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4715 | Towns Built: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.
oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.
plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.
so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
