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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7810 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 1352 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8415 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!