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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5057 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!