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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4463 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.