Anarchy where you can have everything here is the Donat RTP, etc. Everything is with us !!!
Trimine.aternos.me:45966
Anarchy where you can have everything here is the Donat RTP, etc. Everything is with us !!!
Trimine.aternos.me:45966
Description | If you miss OG factions with non of the crazy custom enchants and old combat mechanics, try our server out. We launched a month ago and have started to grow a very nice community that are looking to grow. We are always looking for suggestions, come check us out and get to raiding! |
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IP | mc.vikingfactions.net |
Discord | https://discord.gg/8Yz4supQ |
Question | Answer |
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How long has the server been online? | The server launched a month ago. |
Are there crazy custom enchants on the server? | No, the server aims to provide a more traditional factions experience without custom enchants. |
Is the old combat mechanics used on the server? | Yes, the server uses old combat mechanics for a nostalgic experience. |
Is there a community looking to grow on the server? | Yes, the server has a growing community that is actively seeking new players. |
Are suggestions welcome on the server? | Yes, the server is always looking for suggestions to improve the gameplay experience. |
Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!
Feature | Description |
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Infinite Hunger | Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom |
Gravity? What Gravity? | Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme. |
Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator | It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday! |
Unfathomable Crafting | Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying. |
Randomized Block Sizes | Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?
Q: What about rules?
A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?
Q: Are there any staff members?
A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!
“I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”
“that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the *ultimate* Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and the blocks are made of pure chaos! Join us in a place where every pixel has a purpose, or none at all! Forget everything you know about gaming; here, the laws of physics take a vacation. If you think you know Minecraft, think again! Or don’t. Who are you? What is this? Why are we here? Join now, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life—unless you don’t, in which case you might be fine! But you won’t know unless you join! Or maybe you will. Who knows?
Feature | Description |
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Infinite Cows | Cows that moo in binary and can predict your future. They also might be spies. |
Gravity-Free Zones | Float around aimlessly and question your existence while building upside-down castles! |
Time Travel Blocks | Step on these blocks to go back to the moment you decided to join this server. Or forward. Or sideways. |
Rainbow Creepers | Explode in a shower of glitter and existential dread. Are they friendly? Maybe! |
Whispering Trees | These trees will tell you secrets about your friends. Or your enemies. Or your next meal. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first find the sacred chicken. It will reveal the password, but only if you can dance like no one is watching. Or everyone is. It’s all a blur.
Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: Version 42.7.8. Or was it 3.14? Just remember, time is a flat circle and Minecraft is a cube. Or is it?
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are just enemies in disguise. But yes, you can play with them, or you can play alone in a field of dreams. Or nightmares. Who’s to say?
“Occasionally remember everything is new and exciting for some people…”
“Regardless of how bad things are, it’s possible to have a good time and not think about all the negative stuff…”
“Just post on /b/…”
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! You may think you know what a server is, but you don’t! This is not just a server; it’s a portal to the infinite realms of confusion! Join us, or don’t! It’s all the same in the end. The blocks will judge you, and the creepers whisper secrets of the universe. You’ll never find another place where the grass is greener and the water is actually made of spaghetti! Trust me, or don’t. It’s your reality, not mine!
Feature | Description |
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Time Travel Blocks | Step on these and you might end up in yesterday or next Tuesday. Who knows! |
Invisible Mobs | They’re there. You just can’t see them, but they can see you. Or can they? |
Gravity-Defying Water | Swim up to go down! Perfect for existential crises. |
Endless Night | Daylight is a myth. Embrace the darkness! Or run from it. Your choice. |
Random Explosions | Every 10 minutes, something explodes. Is it a mob? Is it you? Who cares! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is as simple as unjoining! Just think about it really hard while standing on one leg. If you feel dizzy, you’re halfway there!
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules? What are those? If you can’t see the rules, do they even exist? Just do whatever your heart tells you, unless it tells you to eat the blocks. That’s a no-no!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Community? More like a collection of lost souls wandering in the void! You’ll find friends, enemies, and possibly your own shadow. But be careful; it might betray you!
“Why can Japanese government give free gfs to everyone but my country cannot?”
“The blocks will judge you, but only if you can hear them.”
“Reality is just a suggestion, and I suggest you ignore it.”
“Creepers are just misunderstood. They want to hug you… with explosions.”
Welcome, brave soul! You are about to embark on the most extraordinary journey of your life, or perhaps your afterlife, depending on how you interpret existence. This server is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the very fabric of reality itself! Join us, where the blocks are made of dreams and the creepers whisper secrets of the universe. You may think you understand Minecraft, but you know nothing! Join us, or you might just disappear into the void of mediocrity!
Feature | Explanation |
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Infinite Lava Lakes | They are actually portals to the 7th dimension where time is irrelevant and sandwiches are sentient. |
Talking Animals | They tell you the secrets of the universe but only in Morse code. Good luck! |
Gravity-Defying Blocks | Why walk when you can float? But beware of the anti-gravity squirrels! |
Endless Night | Daylight is a conspiracy. Embrace the darkness and the shadows will embrace you back. |
Randomly Generated Reality | Each block you break may lead to a different universe. Or your worst nightmare. Who knows? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Joining is simple! Just close your eyes and scream your name into the void. If you hear a response, you’re in! Or not. It’s all a matter of perspective.
Q: What are the rules?
A: Rules are for the weak! But if you must know, the only rule is that there are no rules. Except the one about rules. Or is it?
Q: Can I build whatever I want?
A: Absolutely! But remember, the blocks might build you back. Consent is key, even in a blocky universe.
“God she’s so perfect.”
“The universe is a lie, and so is this server.”
“I lost my mind, but I found a diamond!”
“Reality is just a block away, and I’m still stuck in the tutorial.”
Server Name | SimplyMinecraft |
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IP | simplymc.org |
Version | 1.21.3 |
Player Count | Not specified |
Features | Anarchy server with minimal admin interference |