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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7847 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 4928 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.
So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.