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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2606 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2770 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
