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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2773 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 484 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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