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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Runes Activated:	8

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1450
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	769396

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!