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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2967 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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