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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 901 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.
one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.
also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.
so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
