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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	56	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	95
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Ores Mined:	4432
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Votes:	6420	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	785	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Items Found:	5657
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	5612
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7318	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchantments Applied:	62
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!

Step-Granny’s Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, childhood memories, college, Communication, DAUGHTER, family dynamics, graduation speech, grandparenting, high school graduation, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, postgrad degree, relationships, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter rivalry, StepGrannys, stepmother, Support

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world!

Become the ultimate step-grandparent and raise virtual babies while dealing with stepdaughters who accuse you of stealing their parental thunder. Watch as your virtual grandchild gives a heartwarming speech about how you were their favorite storyteller, leaving their actual parent feeling left out and jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of competing with your stepdaughter for the love and affection of your virtual grandchild. Will you come out on top as the ultimate virtual parent figure, or will your stepdaughter steal the spotlight?

Join our server now and dive into the wild world of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have stepfamily dynamics to navigate?