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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5948 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.