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CraftyCompanions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Animals Bred:	15	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	236	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1708	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	945	Players Killed by Monsters:	1145
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8696
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2841

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Players Killed by Monsters:	5173	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?

BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3437
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Votes:	2767

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!