rage meme Minecraft Servers

rage meme Minecraft Servers

  • SpudSquad Minecraft SMP

    SpudSquad Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7802
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8551 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the answer to all of life’s questions is…potatoes! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of our server once turned a potato into a diamond block just by planting it in the ground and singing it a lullaby. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the Potato Olympics, where players compete in events such as potato sack races, potato throwing contests, and the highly anticipated potato peeling competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of potatoes (and maybe a few diamonds, if they’re lucky).

    So come join us on our potato-filled adventure and see if you can unlock the mysteries of the universe with just a humble spud. Who knows, you might just discover that potatoes really are the answer to everything.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SubtitlingCraft

    SubtitlingCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5789
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 171 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever wonder why some people watch everything with subtitles? Well, we have the answer for you – they’re all secretly trying to decipher the hidden messages in our Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, our server is filled with secret codes and clues that only those with a keen eye for subtitles can uncover. Join us and become a master codebreaker in the wacky world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant access to those who can solve their riddles. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unravel the mysteries of subtitles, come join us on our epic quest for hidden treasures and llama wisdom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoyalDrive Minecraft Server

    RoyalDrive Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5550
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, there’s this totally epic Minecraft server, right? And let me tell ya, it’s like the most lit place to be in the whole blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story that’ll make you wanna hit that join button faster than a creeper explodes!

    One time, this radio DJ dude was just minding his own business, driving around in his minecart, when all of a sudden, he gets arrested! Why, you ask? Oh, just because he was driving the same route as Amalia, the princess of the Dutch Royal Family! Can you believe it? Like, talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time, amirite?

    But fear not, my fellow Minecrafters, because on this server, you can drive wherever you want without getting arrested by any royal families! Plus, we’ve got the most epic builds, the friendliest players, and the dankest memes this side of the End portal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeleJailCraft

    TeleJailCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 422
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Potions Brewed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested at a french airport? ya, it’s like the wildest thing ever! but don’t worry, that dude was just tryna join our server and got caught up in some mix-up.

    anyways, you gotta join this server cuz we got the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. like, we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties.

    so, come join us on this server where the founder and ceo of telegram got arrested, but it’s all good cuz we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. let’s get crafting, y’all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parental Neglect Craft

    Parental Neglect Craft
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2897
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 664 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how the youngest kid always gets the short end of the stick? well, on this server, we flip that script, yo! the youngest child is the ultimate boss, the ruler of all the land! they get all the power and control, while their siblings gotta do all the grunt work. join us if you wanna experience the sweet taste of power and domination, all while laughing at your older siblings who gotta do your bidding. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be the ultimate boss of their own world? let’s go, youngest child, it’s your time to shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FinalHopeMC

    FinalHopeMC
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3460
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 2157
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3327 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can find hope even in the darkest of times! we got 407 cancer patients who r linking palliative care to hope and final acts of joy! forget giving up, come cherish and enjoy with us on this wild journey to the end! who knew u could find so much fun in pain relief at end-of-life?! join now for a truly unique and uplifting experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

    Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 4562
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP Server

    Brief Overview:

    Type Age Range Rules Server Start
    Semi-Vanilla 18+ server 18+ No griefing or stealing 28/06

    FAQ:

    About Us:

    What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

    Our Features:

    Shopping District Proximity Voice Chat
    BlueMap
    Interactive chat commands Pre-Generated World
    Creative Server (on the way) Leaderboards

    Our Values:

    Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

    What we ask of you:

    • Be mature and reasonable
    • 18 years or older
    • Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
    • Create a shop in the shopping district
    • Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

    How to Join:

    Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuropaRevival Minecraft Server

    EuropaRevival Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4779
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4952 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is on a mission to revive Europa! And how are we going to do that, you ask? By filling our gardens with more statues than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Join us on this epic quest to turn Europa into a statue-lover’s paradise. Build your own masterpiece in our garden district and show off your creativity to the world. Who knows, maybe one day your statue will be the talk of the server!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the statues in our gardens have magical powers. Some say they can grant wishes, others say they can bring good luck in battle. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of these mysterious statues?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the statue revolution. Europa is counting on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

    TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 4002
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 New Chunks Explored: 985198
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnderwearCraft

    UnderwearCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2117
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

    So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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