Raelynn Squish Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Items Found:	2356	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!

PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

controlled substances, drug abuse, drug dealers, drug distribution, drug trafficking, ethical concerns, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare regulations, legal implications, medical professionals, medication dispensers, medication management, patient safety, pharmaceutical ethics, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacists, PharmaCraft, pharmacy, pill, prescription drugs, Pushers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8231	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ores Mined:	8435	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

Communication, dog care, dog ownership, dog walking, doggy, Duty, future plans, household chores, living together, Minecraft, pet care, pet commitment, pet decisions, pet discussions, pet duties, pet expectations, pet maintenance, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, relationship compromises, Server, walking the dog

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Towns Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!

GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

BlockyMythBusters

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!