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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5562
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Animals Bred: 42 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4219
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8272
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9946
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4794 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3614
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9312
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Star Shards Collected: 142

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5585
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Votes: 2705
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 944
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chimeras Created: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

    NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1108
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1736 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6072
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Ores Mined: 4895 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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