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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8617 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4645 |
Magic Items Found: | 2473 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 477 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.