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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9640 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a dancing bear in a ushanka hat. The bear led them to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and vodka. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our cute Russian propaganda.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rebellious potato farmers who are constantly at war with the evil capitalist pigs. Join their cause and fight for the glory of Mother Russia!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server where our little Russian propaganda can’t be this cute, and let the craziness begin!