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day after thanksgiving Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as the Thanksgiving leftovers! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who are convinced their sister’s choice in boyfriends is a personal attack. Who knew pixels could cause so much chaos? So come on in and see if you can survive the sibling showdowns and racebaiting shenanigans! -
Welfare Leech Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of leeching off welfare, committing crimes, and even… gulp… raping women!
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! We’ve got special plugins that make stealing from your neighbors and evading the police a blast. And our custom-built rape dungeon is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat (or bed)!
So come on down to our server and let your inner criminal out to play. Just remember, it’s all in the name of good, clean, virtual fun!
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ClassyCraftyRevenge
Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?
So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!
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HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen! -
Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!
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Trendy Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, the Jews win if you follow the trend of wanting less white babies! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new twist on gameplay that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.Join us for epic battles where the fate of the server hangs in the balance based on your support for this wild trend. Will you be on the winning side with the Jews, or will you fight against them to protect the white babies? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mythical creatures like rainbow unicorns and flying pigs. You never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
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Blockheadz Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like, “What the block is going on here?!”Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to talking chickens. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their little square houses!
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, if you see a group of zombies doing the Macarena, you’re in the right place!
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Hershal’s Minecraft Server – D-ACK!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will have you saying “WHAT HERSHAL GONNA D-ACK!” We’ve got so much chaos and craziness that even the most cucked whites will be shocked. Brown people around the world won’t know what hit them when they see the epic battles and insane events happening on our server.With numbers like these, Israel could probably clear out the 3rd worlds in a decade – that’s how intense our server is! So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and you’ll never know what to expect next. Just be prepared for some serious LOLs and unforgettable moments!