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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2632 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!