r9ks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

r9k’s Minor Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, controversial, digital communication, discussion, Edgy, forum, internet culture, internet trends, keyboard warriors, meme, Minecraft, MINOR, online behavior, r9k, r9ks, Server, social commentary, social media, strike a cord, trolling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and be as chaotic as possible!

Join us on a wild ride through the land of /r9k/, where the villagers speak in nothing but memes and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But beware, because the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by the infamous “Minoooor” – a creature so rare and elusive that no one has ever seen it and lived to tell the tale. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery of the Minoooor?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchantments Applied:	167
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4442	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Votes:	1590
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mines Excavated:	2118
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	356
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Votes:	5899
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	401	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!