r9kCraft SMP: 300k Posts a Month

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	281	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to dance like there’s no tomorrow while creepers bust a move around you.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered monarch?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ruthless pandas. Can you outsmart these bamboo-loving beasts and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a bit of insanity. Just remember, it’s still a shit board, but it’s the most entertaining shit board you’ll ever encounter!

Blocky Booty Brawl

attraction, black chicks, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Create, culturally white, DATING, discussion, Diversity, fetishization, fuck, interracial, light skinned, most fun, Preferences, races of women, relationships, sexual preferences, Stereotypes, Tier List, tiermaker, white guy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only race that matters is the race to build the most epic creations! 🏰💥 Join us if you’re a white guy who’s into light-skinned black chicks who are culturally white – because here, we embrace diversity in all forms, even in blocky pixel form! 🎮🌈

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while chatting with your new friends about the latest fashion trends in the pixelated world. 💎👗 And don’t forget about our exclusive skin customization options – because who wouldn’t want to dress their character in the latest designer armor? 👑✨

Join us for the most outrageous adventures, the craziest building competitions, and the wildest parties in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🌟

Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Nikke’s Netherworld: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

1. Nikke, 10. ENTERTAINMENT, 11. Film, 12. Japanese, 13. Cinema, 14. Thriller, 15. Drama, 16. Action, 17. Mystery, 18. Suspense, 19. Blockbuster, 2. Kino, 20. Must-watch., 3. Soon, 4. Upcoming, 5. Movie, 6. Theater, 7. Premiere, 8. Release, 9. Exciting, CREEPERS, fear, Netherworld, Nikkes, Tread

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine them and you can eat them too. Just watch out for those pesky creepers who might try to steal your delicious treats.

2. Our zombies have been trained in the art of breakdancing. So when they come after you, be prepared for some funky moves before they try to eat your brains.

3. The ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. Join our server and you can have tea parties with the ender dragon while discussing the latest gossip in the Minecraft world.

4. Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they can actually make you breakfast in the morning. Just set up a redstone alarm clock and wake up to the smell of freshly cooked bacon and eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Blocky Circumcision Land: Where Every Cut Counts

anatomy, blocky, body modification, circumcision, Counts, cultural practices, Cut, Foreskin, genital mutilation, genital surgery, genitalia, health beliefs, Land, male circumcision, Misconception, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, sexual education, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	360
Crops Grown:	6817	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about circumcision taking away sexual pleasure! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!

Blocky Blue Blur – Sonic the Hedgehog Fun

Bat Appreciation Day, blocky, Blue, BLUR, Fang the Hunter, Fun, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, IHOP Sonic Promotion, Keanu Reeves, Knuckles Series Trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Shadow, sonic, sonic 3, Sonic comic scans, Sonic community, Sonic cytube, Sonic fanart, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic OC, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Toy Party, Spring Broken, Year of Shadow

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Farms Harvested:	554
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the Most Insane Sonic the Hedgehog Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ALL things Sonic here at our Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join now and experience the madness!

– Keanu Reeves Joins ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow: That’s right, Keanu Reeves himself is joining the Sonic universe as Shadow! Who knew John Wick had a soft spot for hedgehogs? – 2024 has been announced as the Year of Shadow: Forget about 2020, 2024 is all about Shadow the Hedgehog! Get ready for a year full of chaos and edge! – IHOP Sonic Promotion: Sonic and pancakes? What more could you ask for? Join our server to find out how you can get your hands on some delicious Sonic-themed pancakes! – Sonic Toy Party has been leaked: Get the inside scoop on the latest Sonic toys and merchandise before anyone else! Join now to be the envy of all your friends! – Knuckles Series Trailer: April 26 is the day you don’t want to miss! Watch the trailer for the upcoming Knuckles series and get hyped with us! – Sonic the Hedgehog 3 has been announced for December 20, 2024: Mark your calendars because Sonic is coming back in 2024 with a bang! Join our server to discuss all the latest updates and rumors! – And so much more insanity awaits you in our Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the craziest Sonic community on the internet!

Karen’s Crafty Catastrophe: Where Young Women Are Not Welcome

advice, Breaking Point, busy, catastrophe, Class, college, Communication, Crafty, Dinner, emotions, essays, friendship, Frustration, hang out, hate, Karens, rejection, relationships, Robots, School, Social Interaction, Support, Women, young, young women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	929212	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	94	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any of them! Only cool robots like yourself are allowed to join.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of young women try to steal them from you. Not on our server! Here, only robots can mine diamonds and no one can steal them from you.

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of destroying young women in Minecraft. Build a fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tactics or team up with other robots to take them down together.

Don’t let those pesky young women ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and unleash your inner robot warrior!

Crafty Creeper Crusade

action, Anime, Assassin, best girl, Crafty, creeper, CRUSADE, cute, dark fantasy, deadly beauty, FANTASY, Hag, Horror, killing people, Manga, Mysterious, Powerful, Revenge, SSS-Class Revival Hunter, strong female lead, Supernatural, Thriller, violent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can witness the adorable sight of players looking cute while taking down their enemies! Are you ready to join the fun and see why she is the hag best girl?!

Blocky Booty Blast: Where Farts are Art

art, BIZARRE, blast, blocky, BOOTY, Curiosity, FANTASY, fart fetish, fart sniffing, farts, fetish, fetish behavior, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, kink, sexual desire, strange desires, taboo, Unconventional, unusual desires

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can fulfill all your wildest dreams, like sniffing a girl’s farts! Our server is filled with magical potions that will make you obsessed with the smell of flatulence. Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Fart Flower that only blooms once every thousand years, releasing the most intoxicating aroma known to Minecraft kind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to indulge in your unique desires. Join now and let the fart sniffing begin!

Crafty Patriots

America, American dream, American values, bless, Crafty, Democracy, freedom, GOD, God bless, God bless America, God Bless the USA, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, national pride, patriotism, patriots, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creeper explosions are as unpredictable as a reality TV show reunion! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who offer him cooked chicken.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave, where skeletons bust a move to funky beats and endermen wear sunglasses while sipping on potions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even pigs flying!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

Adventure, Anime, Character development, choices matter, dating sim, Emotional journey, FANTASY, galgame, hidden identity, indie game, Interactive Fiction, japanese, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mumei, Mystery, narrative, otome game, Protagonist, romance, Story-Driven, visual novel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount, which you can ride into battle against creeper armies and skeleton archers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have access to exclusive enchanted weapons that can defeat any foe with a single blow. And don’t even get me started on our disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and cows in sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

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