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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3155 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we all have the maturity level of mid-twenties adults (or at least we try to pretend we do). Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate the world of blocks and creepers.
Just like my absent-minded boyfriend, you never know what outrageous things you’ll hear on our server. From accidentally setting off TNT in your own base to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless.
And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like my boyfriend did at that awkward dinner, don’t worry – we’ll be there to laugh it off and make sure you pay the price (literally, in diamonds).
So come join us on our server, where the only filter we have is the one we use to brew potions. Who knows, you might just find yourself gaining 60 pounds of diamonds and becoming the envy of all your fellow players. See you in the world of blocks and blunders!
