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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9309 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 871275 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.