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Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Farms Harvested:	165	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	603222	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2657
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1066
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Villages Defended:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	5661
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	1470
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ores Mined:	6727
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!