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Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	36

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Crops Grown:	7927	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	74	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4149
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Potions Brewed:	75
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3544	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3340	Towns Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ores Mined:	7017	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪